Whats the best way to deal with leaves on a tarmac path?

[Chaos Theorist]

Whats the best way to deal with leaves on a tarmac path?

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Blow them and powerwash the fuckers that stick. That also takes care of dirt and debris.

 

[oldTireWater]

Anger followed by acceptance.

 

[J A N D E K]

Flamethrower. Followed by a quick pressure wash.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Just pave them over with fresh tarmac.

 

[trigon]

Use acid to dissolve the detritus and possibly the uppermost layer of tarmac.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Get your cats to chase them away.

 

[QU 734]

Low yield pony nuke.

 

[drtoboggan]

A gun.

 

[Low5]

So you're asking us how to expel undesirable elements from an otherwise uniform region?

 

[UnKillFill]

Weaponized flatulence.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Meditate for 30 minutes and then shoot up some heroin.

 

[J A N D E K]

Devise and build a device capable of teleportation. Then teleport them to your least favourite neighbour’s lawn.

 

[UnKillFill]

Or just hire some Mexicans.

 

[Curt Sibling]

By ignoring them.

 

[PantsFreeZone]

I usually trebuchet unwanted Canadians but I've heard you can just use salty language or a raised voice.

 

[ZehnBoat]

fortnite dance until the leaves cringe into nothingness

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Destroy any trees in the vicinity. No trees, no leaves. QED.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Or just hire some illegal Mexicans.

FIFY

 

[UnKillFill]

FIFY

It was implied.