What's the best way to kill a Kiwi Farmer?

[YellowIsACoolColor]

I'm definitely not planning on murdering all of you

 

[DJ Grelle]

Hanging is pretty effective - but I'm sure you could try it yourself to make sure?

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Send them to a Korean internet cafe so they can die of dehydration and malnutrition in the public eye after 76 hours of uninterrupted internet activity. And when I say uninterrupted, I mean for ANYTHING. Will they die of exhaustion? Dehydration? Tune in next week to find out.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Drawn and quartered by kiwis, it take a while

 

[Pagan Min]

Bore them to tears.

 

[Druish Space Lasers]

Cut their federal funding

 

[Achtung Bitter]

One night with Liz.

 

[Luna hates niggers]

Convince them to take a shower and waterboard them.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Elon Musk.

 

[MoffAlbert]

Tell them Null will never be their daddy.

 

[User names must be unique]

kindness.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

If you jizz on a KiwiFarmers face, they instantly spontaneously combust. Try it sometime. Preferably not with me.

 

[Terrible Weather Services]

Nuke New Zealand, there won't be any farmers in a crater

 

[Axiom.]

Show them that women exist on the Internet, and not the bot they DM on Onlyfans.

 

[Town Drunk]

Show them a 25 year old woman who is less than five feet tall. They will kill each other arguing about who is a pedophile or not.

 

[PonderosaPete]

Wait. In time they'll just kill themselves.

 

[Brian Griffin]

Nanomachines, son

 

[Forever A Loner]

pour sex change hormones into the water supply that we use to grow our kiwis.

 

[Pedophobe]

Hide their cheese then put an razor blade where the cheese hole was. As they look side-to-side to try to see where their cheese went it will cut their throat.