What's the best way to piss off a furry?

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mister meaner
- Show them bestiality. Every furfag is deeply ashamed about their lust for animal cock that when they see the real thing, their guilt-boner has them going from zero to moralfag in less than five seconds. Furfags are also notorious for spreading the faux belief that viewing or sharing bestiality is illegal, and will go to extreme lengths to convince people to follow a law which only exists in New Zealand.

- Mention the Em-Bear-Assed segment from 1000 Ways to Die

- Show them the CSI Episode "Fur and Loathing"

- Grief every Second Life yiff club they run

- Defeat every claim of theirs that they "aren't for the sex" by slapping them with cold hard evidence that they are

- Reveal to their families about how furry they are and explain...
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Present them with the hardhitting truth:

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1. Get their attention, and just keep saying "title" whenever they ask you what you are trying to say.

2. Go to a furry site and respond to every post and comment with "title"

3. Break into a furry convention speaking event and grab the mic and yell "title" very loud. If they are confused, yell "title" again and just keep doing it until you see some of them having panic attacks.
 
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Peanut Butter in Peril said:
Iirc correctly there was that one hero who attempted to gas them in some hotel during a convention or something. Maybe try doing that successfully and avoid prosecution.
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I thought that was some schmuck trying to clean a stain out of his fursuit? Plenty of people gas themselves mixing chlorinate bleach and ammonia in their own households, so it's not like it's entirely impossible.
 
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