What’s the coolest thing you own?

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There are plenty of super cool things floating around that aren't legal anymore which is what makes them so cool. No one will admit to having them though. I don't have anything like that but I have a lowrider. Hell those probably aren't even legal in California anymore where the scene originated. I has a super cool thing I guess.
 
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Only remotely "cool" things I have is some super old basket made by indians which I was using for laundry. Two different appraisers appraised it for 15 to 20k but my family won't let me sell it, they want it passed down as some gay generational thing so now I'm stuck with a glorified laundry basket someone else will probably just sell at some point.

The other thing is some nazi infantry uniform from my dead grandpa who served in WW2 because half my family are krauts. I'm at a crossroads of what to do with it.

While I may say nigger a lot and make jews in the oven jokes I'm not a edgelord in real life nor am I pozzed so I'm stuck in a limbo on what to do. Keep it? Toss it to not offend the normies? Put it on and grow a hitler stache and go shopping?

I also got a few pictures of Hitler's boxcart he took but one of my family members stole the remainder of them along with a lot of his money. If any of you niggers die make a iron clad will or your family members will fuck each other over.

And my most prized treasure of all: a dakimakura of my furry waifu
 
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SandyCat said:
Only remotely "cool" things I have is some super old basket made by indians which I was using for laundry. Two different appraisers appraised it for 15 to 20k but my family won't let me sell it, they want it passed down as some gay generational thing so now I'm stuck with a glorified laundry basket someone else will probably just sell at some point.

The other thing is some nazi infantry uniform from my dead grandpa who served in WW2 because half my family are krauts. I'm at a crossroads of what to do with it.

While I may say nigger a lot and make jews in the oven jokes I'm not a edgelord in real life nor am I pozzed so I'm stuck in a limbo on what to do. Keep it? Toss it to not offend the normies? Put it on and grow a hitler stache and go shopping?

I also got a few pictures of Hitler's boxcart he took but one of my family members stole the remainder of them along with a lot of his money. If any of you niggers die make a iron clad will or your family members will fuck each other over.

And my most prized treasure of all: a dakimakura of my furry waifu
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So the nazi furry myth is true…
Good to know.
 
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