What's the coolest way to commit nuclear holocaust on a civilian city?

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I've always been partial to ICBMs (because they're so graceful/beautiful, are basically space rockets with a bomb on the end, and are symbols of America's giant cock). However, I've started to really warm up to SLBMs. Did you know they actually launch them from underwater?

There used to be a great video of this set to Yakety Sax, but the pussies that run YouTube scrubbed it off the Earth, so you'll have to play the music yourself:

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

you fire the nukes so the explosions make the shape of a penis and take a picture from the ISS

 

[Pruto]

by somehow assassinating both Putin and Trump at the same time, world goes out with a bang.