What's the hottest male character in a video game?

[Gorgar]

title

 

[Twinkletard]

Zelda

 

[Exister]

FACT: Every single person attracted to men wants to fuck Link. Universal Truth

 

[Catler]

Link, specifically the twink version in BOTW.

 

[习近平新时代中国特色社会主义思想]

Deng Xiaoping in Hong Kong 97.

 

[Lurker]

king of all cosmos, from katamari damacy

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Ryu from Street Fighter

 

[The Luigi Player]

FACT: Every single person attracted to men wants to fuck Link. Universal Truth

False. This fact however, attributes to the hottest male character in video game history, which is:

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

This guy.

 

[Gorgar]

Deng Xiaoping in Hong Kong 97.

Good thing he's dead.
Keep crying.

 

[习近平新时代中国特色社会主义思想]

Good thing he's dead.
Keep crying.

It is a good thing, because Xi Jinping would never have come to power otherwise. He's making China even greater than before! Our leaders keep getting better with every generation, can you Westerners say the same for yours?

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I know what the ladies like,

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I know what the ladies like,

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Wrong.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Bowser.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Wrong.
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Damn I knew I should have went with cool Hitler. You got me there you nigger.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Smash Bros gave him two shirtless variants for a reason.

 

[Henry of Skalitz]

Technically Old Snake for MGS4. When he's in the Microwave HallHellWay.

Also...Dat Ass.

 

[The Wichita Lion]

Piggsy

 

[Moths]

Sheik

 

[Aunt Carol]

Technically Old Snake for MGS4. When he's in the Microwave HallHellWay.

Also...Dat Ass.

someone who is good at thermodynamics please figure out the correct answer to this pun