What's the most accurate christian denominations?

[Copesneeddilate]

Edit: I've powerleveled too much and it derailed the topic of this thread.

What church denomination actually follow the true spirit of Jesus Christ, the bible and the father in heaven?

Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod, and Presbyterian church of america are a couple of examples I've seen posted around here. Baptist churches are either liberal, jewish ministers that are more political spergs than teaching the bible, Jewish social clubs or calvinists which is almost similar to Islam when it comes to predestination where god already decides if your going to heaven or not. Which is bad because whats the point of converting, much less be a better person or helping your fellow man, if your already going to hell. Weird hearing baptist pastors talk about how there's no point in being healthy from a fat pastor that looks like a london kike, and southern baptists saying America is a sinful country without helping Americans, without converting them and instead focus on converting followers overseas like Biden sending care packages to Ukraine rather than send help to people in East Palestine.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

The denomination I grew up with > The denomination you grew up with

 

[Otterly]

Say what you like about the KJV, it has a much more poetic and beautiful feel to it.
There’s no answer to your question. The original texts in the original languages are as close as you’ll get.

 

[Moja Zemlja]

What church denomination actually follow the true spirit of Jesus Christ, the bible and the father in heaven?

None of them probably, all are corrupted in some way depending on your view point. Though on the topic of bibles I guess the churches that still use the original Greek would be using the 'truest' version of the bible?

 

[Little oak tree]

. I've seen churches waive colorful Pride Flags outside their churches and have signs supporting Black Lives Matter. I've work with niggers and spics who are catholics that follow astrology, who curse christs name in vain, who share more in common with muslims and are your typical international-liberal socialite who say they have family values yet abandon their brothers.

What church denomination actually follow the true spirit of Jesus Christ, the bible and the father in heaven?

My nigger I'm so genuinely curious, how do you reconcile calling yourself "Christian" and hating anyone?
I'm not Christian and I think Jesus was a massive fag who didn't even exist in the first place but, just what mental juggling do you do to ignore all his teachings and keep believing in the stupid shit you believe in?
Can you explain what's "The true spirit of Jesus Christ"?
Supposedly he sacrificed himself, and gave his life for the sins of all of us insignificant sinners, so what justifies you being a dick to a nigger or to a homo? What gives you clearance from:
Internet:
"For the poor in spirit, “theirs is the kingdom of heaven.” Those who mourn “shall be comforted.” The gentle “shall inherit the earth.” Those who hunger and thirst for righteousness “shall be satisfied.” The merciful “shall receive mercy.” The pure in heart “shall see God.” The peacemakers “shall be called sons of God.” ... etc etc

Be a good Christian and go kill yourself
“Very truly I tell you, unless a kernel of wheat falls to the ground and dies, it remains only a single seed. But if it dies, it produces many seeds.”
And hillbillies are "white niggers"

 

[Copesneeddilate]

My nigger I'm so genuinely curious, how do you reconcile calling yourself "Christian" and hating anyone?
I'm not Christian and I think Jesus was a massive fag who didn't even exist in the first place but, just what mental juggling do you do to ignore all his teachings and keep believing in the stupid shit you believe in?
Can you explain what's "The true spirit of Jesus Christ"?

I wasn't the one who did and said the things I mentioned. You deal with these people and you get back to me.

Supposedly he sacrificed himself, and gave his life for the sins of all of us insignificant sinners, so what justifies you being a dick to a nigger or to a homo? What gives you clearance from:

I've met, talk, work and shot with black people who are much like a friend you would trust your back with compare to niggers who act like animals wailing how poor victims they are when they treat kids shit for wasting their 30s, lazy, don't do their jobs and they complain why their stuck at their dead end jobs while too busy cackling like monkeys to each other while playing with their phones, or do anything to make their situation or their kids situation better. Also when was I being a dick to homo, because that's a different topic unless your in the closet with them.

"For the poor in spirit, “theirs is the kingdom of heaven.” Those who mourn “shall be comforted.” The gentle “shall inherit the earth.” Those who hunger and thirst for righteousness “shall be satisfied.” The merciful “shall receive mercy.” The pure in heart “shall see God.” The peacemakers “shall be called sons of God.” ... etc etc

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Be a good Christian and go kill yourself
“Very truly I tell you, unless a kernel of wheat falls to the ground and dies, it remains only a single seed. But if it dies, it produces many seeds.”
And hillbillies are "white niggers"

You accuse me I don't follow Jesus Christ while saying his name in vain, you sound like the upper-middle class people that unironically supports these niggers, and yes while I struggle to follow the bible word for word, I'm trying to get better at it. Well at least your not as bad as those fedora-tippers on reddit or the comment sections on MSNBC when god gets mentioned there.

 

[analrapist]

A few points on finding a good church:

1. Don't worry about denomination, worry about doctrine. (Doctrinal points below have been found in almost all denominations; notably absent in some Calvinist, papist Roman Catholic, but present in churches in almost all "Protestant" denominations, some Sedevacantist Roman Catholics, some Orthodox)
2. God operates covenantally; in other words, you are saved once and for all. This doctrine is known as "Once Saved, Always Saved" in Baptist circles, "Sola Fide" by Luther, but is a lynchpin of both Paul and John's writing. (A quick test is: "Can a believing Christian end up in hell?" See Romans 4)
3. God's gift of life is a free gift and is NEVER attained through works. (Sanctification is, but the proper emphasis is on earning rewards/crowns after death.)
4. In the case of sin that interferes with sanctification (ie. fornication (sodomy), drug abuse (sorcery), etc.), the proper church-body response is that leaders broach the topic with the sinner, and in the absence of repentance, the sinner ceases to be welcome at that church.
5. Doctrinal sources outside the Bible are either minimized, or demonstrated to be consistent with Scripture. Points where these sources may be at variance with Scripture are discussed.

My nigger I'm so genuinely curious, how do you reconcile calling yourself "Christian" and hating anyone?

Romans 12:9: "Let love be without dissimulation. Abhor [hate passionately] that which is evil; cleave to that which is good."

Hatred is the appropriate response to that which threatens the beloved. Love does not exist without hatred. If you're looking for a hatred-free religion, go for Buddhism, which considers both love and hate to be error states.

 

[Stan]

Episcopalians and Anglicans

 

[Fatniggo1488]

Episcopalians and Anglicans

We really need a Jewish Content rating.

 

[Stan]

We really need a Jewish Content rating.

lmao yes I will take that sticker as a compliment any day of the week

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I don't believe in the Bible, but traditional five-point Calvinism is the only doctrine that makes sense if you're a Christian. God chose who gets saved at the start of the universe, everyone else goes to hell forever and ever, and that's an awesome thing because anything God does is glorious. None of the silly "oh yeah this dude in Rome with a funny hat somehow speaks with the voice of God (except when he doesn't) and is the ruler of the church" like the Catlickers have. Like you can't possibly tell me that has anything to do with the Bible, I mean that's why he calls himself "Pontifex Maximus" just like the title some Roman pagan priests and the Roman Emperor had.

 

[Eydallur]

Name one denomination that explicitly excludes persons of melanin.

 

[Bionicle of War]

Name one denomination that explicitly excludes persons of melanin.

Christian Identity and Fundamentalist Mormonism.

 

[WitchfyndeGeneral]

The most accurate denominations would be the ones that follow Biblical doctrines the most. That‘s all you need to know.

 

[Eydallur]

Christian Identity and Fundamentalist Mormonism.

>Independently practiced by individuals, independent congregations, and some prison gangs, it is not an organized religion, nor is it affiliated with specific Christian denominations.

I dunno bro doesn't sound like a denomination to me.

 

[She Beetle]

If you're worried about accuracy you should probably convert to Judaism. The New Testament was a major retcon that split the fanbase majorly. Otherwise Christianity is owned by several rights holders and the timeline has just been completely obliterated ever since the Lutheran reboot. Protestant fans dislike gatekeeping so now its a free-for-all and you're not allowed to call the Church of Latter-day Saints gnostics. That's without even mentioning all the Kabbalistic hipsters you get these days.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

I don't believe in the Bible, but traditional five-point Calvinism is the only doctrine that makes sense if you're a Christian.

Calvinism makes zero sense. God is all-loving but actively wills some people go to hell before they have even done anything to merit that fate, but He wishes for all people to go to heaven. God is the author of all goodness and evil, but He is all-good. It's a rejection of Christian philosophy up to that point (even St. Augustine's own philosophy, which Calvin said he based his theology on. He goes to the opposite extreme of the Pelagians and says we have no free will, in which case, we aren't responsible for our actions and we don't deserve to go to hell for doing evil, which is nonsense) and common sense when it comes to really ethics and theology.

God chose who gets saved at the start of the universe, everyone else goes to hell forever and ever, and that's an awesome thing because anything God does is glorious. None of the silly "oh yeah this dude in Rome with a funny hat somehow speaks with the voice of God (except when he doesn't) and is the ruler of the church" like the Catlickers have. Like you can't possibly tell me that has anything to do with the Bible, I mean that's why he calls himself "Pontifex Maximus" just like the title some Roman pagan priests and the Roman Emperor had.

How do you explain the various Orthodox churches which pretty much believe the same shit and have a written history that is co-incident with the Catholic Church until the Schism of 1054? It makes zero sense to assume a bunch of Italians made this shit up and then Greeks, Indians, Syrians and a bunch of other Near Eastern peoples copied them for no reason until they got mad and split off. And then there's the wealth of cultural information we have of early Christianity we have in sources like the Didache, St Justin Martyr, St Clement of Antioch and other 2nd century sources which basically say the same shit as what the Catholics and Orthodox churches say. Frankly, I have a hard time believing a man that lived in the 1500s in the Netherlands who had a lot to gain from making his own sect of Christianity knew more about what true Christianity is than first hand (or very well near first hand sources).

 

[Mothra1988]

I think Jesus was a massive fag who didn't even exist in the first place

Why do you keep repeating this utter bullshit every thread?

This is why I can't take people like you seriously.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

The Western Branch of American Reformed Presbo-Lutheranism.

 

[GoysGoneWild]

I don't believe in the Bible, but traditional five-point Calvinism is the only doctrine that makes sense if you're a Christian. God chose who gets saved at the start of the universe, everyone else goes to hell forever and ever, and that's an awesome thing because anything God does is glorious. None of the silly "oh yeah this dude in Rome with a funny hat somehow speaks with the voice of God (except when he doesn't) and is the ruler of the church" like the Catlickers have. Like you can't possibly tell me that has anything to do with the Bible, I mean that's why he calls himself "Pontifex Maximus" just like the title some Roman pagan priests and the Roman Emperor had.

Christians are gonna seethe over this but this is the conclusion I came to as well. If you take the traditional Trinitarian Christian concepts about god and run with them, you inescapably have to come to basically hardcore predestination-style Calvinism. So much of Calvinism vs Everyone Else is just anti-Calvinists seething about Calvinists pointing out some very ugly truths about their God.

Is Calvinism demonic and a bit sick? Yes. Anti moral even? Yes. Is it also inescapably fucking correct given basic Christian teachings about God? Also yes.

I didn't make the rules, Arminians and others. You all are the ones who chose to play in Yahweh's playpen of horrors and then get mad when someone points out that maybe he's not your best friend forever.