What’s the proper etiquette for farting in Taco Bell?

Quantum Diabetes

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I stood up and announced “release the Kraken!” and ripped ass but people just stared in horror.
What did I do wrong?
 
Solution
The Kraken is from Norse mythology so it probably confused the patrons who were only expecting Mexican cryptid attacks. Next time yell, "¡Aye aye aye! ¡Es El chupacabra!"
I usually go with the classic "TACTICAL NUKE! INCOMING!"
and then I have my friend play the tactical nuke alarm sound from specifically mw2 because ive tried it with the cod ghosts one but it just doesnt hit as hard as the mw2 version.
After that I motion for everyone to get down as i climb onto the nearest ceiling fixture, from there I wait for the sound effect to end and then fall from the ceiling ripping ass as I go and eventually hitting the ground.
 
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