What’s the ultimate home?

[Gorgar]

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[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[Just A Butt]

where your heart is

slightly behind and to the left of your sternum

 

[RollerGator]

It has to be underground

 

[Amphotericin B]

One that you own outright, has reasonable utility bills, and isn’t too hard to learn to repair yourself.

 

[Dysnomia]

Heaven.

 

[Cats]

My dream home would be a high rise condo in a busy city. I have had to suppress the urge to move into The Cosmopolitan downtown so many times but I think I will save my money and not be stupid with it. I have a great place now. But I would love to live somewhere like that, or possibly in a high rise condo overlooking Central Park (if I lived in NY)

 

[Shidoen]

A hobbit hole is one of my dream homes, a cabin in the woods, home for dwarves, anything that’s cool looking but practical in a natural sense.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

My dream home would be a single stage spaceship capable of atmospheric flight and high pressures, with an internal living area like a camper. I just like the idea of being able to move my home anywhere without any government to tell me I can't park my home on Venus or the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

One with a moat filled with alligators and sharks with laser beams to keep the savage hoards at bay. The gun turrets here and there are an excellent addition.

 

[Motherf*cker]

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperborea

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Gonna give a serious answer. Comfy, in an area that isn't too densely populated, great internet connection, plenty of wildlife in the yard, and enough space for my needs but not too much excess space. Outside of the internet connection, I'm an easy one to please.

 

[Cilleystring]

A nice medium sized home that has space for all the activities/hobbies you partake in. In a town that has all the amenities you need but still has lots of nature and areas to explore. One that is resistant to the corruption of big city bug people who claim to love nature yet wish to turn everywhere into a shit and needle covered metropolis.

Basically somewhere peaceful where I can work, do hobbies, have beers with friends, and raise a family without worrying about the absolute madness of our current time and the people in it. I'm not sure if this too simple a response or entirely optimistic, wishful thinking.

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

One with a moat filled with alligators and sharks with laser beams to keep the savage hoards at bay. The gun turrets here and there are an excellent addition.

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to be honest a moat would probably keep away all but the most daring of thieves
and even then you'd expect a gentleman thief who would apologize for burgling you

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

to be honest a moat would probably keep away all but the most daring of thieves
and even then you'd expect a gentleman thief who would apologize for burgling you

This is true because niggers can't swim.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I’d take an industrial garage with a living space built into it, I’m talking something big enough to turn a semi truck around in….lifts, places to park cars, large drains so you can wash cars inside etc….

Maybe a 3 bedroom living area with a kitchen and a couple bathrooms, a living area in the garage as well with a TV, maybe a pool table or whatever, I mean it’s a large open space you could put whatever you want there.

30-40 acres, space for riding trails, a gun range, driving trucks into other trucks and racing school buses, driving junk cars into other junk cars, you know.

 

[rdrr]

In the future, I plan for aplace where if I saw a Bigfoot outside, I'd be happy. Boggy Creek is A-OK with me.

 

[Pimpleking55]

a quiet, peaceful one.