What's the worst thing you've found during an alien autopsy?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

One time I found half an Arby's Meat Mountain sandwich and three marbles in a zeta reticulan's abdominal cavity me and the boys recovered from a gnarly crash out on county road 19.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Obama's birth certificate

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

the other half of the Hot Wheels track my father used to beat me with, I always thought he threw it away.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Ya mum’s still buzzing vibrator

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Ya mum’s still buzzing vibrator

why'd she shove it up your ass?

 

[Solomon Bundy]

My mom's cock. I was terribly disappointed. She told me she stopped banging aliens years ago.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

why'd she shove it up your ass?

Because we were too poor for hot wheels track

 

[The Lawgiver]

I tried taking out the little plastic bit and he screamed in agony like AAARRRaaaHGhh!!!!!!

 

[Pagan Min]

My existential dread. (The alien was a metaphor for something -- I dunno what, don't ask MY dreams to explain anything...)

 

[dick brain]

Twelve balloons of cocaine.

Shouldn't have crossed.

 

[74164978231]

Some kids tuba.

 

[THE SUPREME ONION]

i found another alien specises that i came to discover were the alien species to created my alien species to to do alien autopsises on other aliens species

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

i found another alien specises that i came to discover were the alien species to created my alien species to to do alien autopsises on other aliens species

Looking at your post, I am guessing they were some sort of brain parasite.

 

[THE SUPREME ONION]

Looking at your post, I am guessing they were some sort of brain parasite.

it was alien tape worms

 

[Johnathan Readit]

Semen. Mine. Still fresh.

 

[We Are The Witches]

A midget version of Voldemort.