What's the worst thing you've put in my mouth while I was asleep?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Or was i just pretending to be asleep?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

my doge teabags you a few times everynight

 

[Maude Snew]

Nick Rekieta's goo. You're now the new Aaron.

 

[Druish Space Lasers]

My pudding pop.

 

[OrionBalls]

Spray insulation.

 

[Farsided]

You forgot your medication again so I had to improvise. Yes I'm a certified doctor! Internal medicine, so all my work's indoor.

 

[Hamstirer]

Aids