What's with lolcows and gross beards?

[SandyCat]

Am I just being overly harsh or do these people have some nasty beards?

For example, take a look at Boogie's:

It doesn't even 'connect' under his chin. It's like Moses parted it like the red sea. It looks like he tried shaving it thinking it would look cool but he gave up and stopped shaving that particular spot making it grow a gross patchy spot on his chin. He lets it grow longer near the very bottom but not anywhere else.


Then take a look at wings of redemption's...what ever this is supposed to be:

He had a pedophile mustache on top of what looks like a dead animal glued around his neck

I'm unsure what KingCobra's is supposed to be. Beard curtain?

Then you got Ethan who lets the hair stay on the fat roll under his chin giving him a literal neck beard:

 

[Meat Target]

They think any facial hair is cruise control for manly Chaddery. Lacking introspection, they neglect to groom and maintain it.

 

[Penis Drager]

The patchiness of Ethan's beard reminds me of alopecia.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

all beards are nasty imo

 

[Hellspawn]

They're too autistic to do basic proper grooming.

 

[murph]

The beard is how they feed. If they are without nuggies for a day or two, they can just pick up the beard and lick and suck like you would a tittie, and there's enough grease in there to maintain.

 

[Transniglet]

I think boogie's beard is ok