Ok, so according to this:
https://ui.adsabs.harvard.edu/abs/2007AGUFM.V33A1161P/abstract the total mass of Earth's crust is about 2.77E22 kg.
Total area of the Earth is about 510 100 000 km². The area of Britain is about 242 495 km², which turns out to account for 0,0475387179% of it.
Plugging the total mass of the Earth's crust and disregarding the fact that continental crust is thicker (which doesn't help the case presented by the Team Seas) we get that the mass of England is about 1.31E19 kg which equates to 2.90E19 pounds. That is a big fucking number. You will need to run this charity 9.68E11 times to get there. You will need to raise 4,398,632 times more money than there is in circulation in the world.
"But you don't have to remove Britain down to the magma". Well, first off, go big or go home fag. Second of all, it's the only way to be sure.
Sadly, in practice, nuclear fire may be the only way to deal with this menace. We will need all the nuclear arsenals of the world for the cause and even then we will need to pray that the Br*tish do not crawl out of their holes and manage to reproduce. Because, God knows, we may not have much time left. May he have mercy on our souls. (Not the fucking queen, as Brittards would imply).
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