What's your evil genius moment?

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Party Hat Wurmple

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Have you ever had an evil genius moment? Maybe something in a game? Maybe something at work? Something that everyone looks at you and goes "You're a fucking ass hole!!!"

I'll start. I was playing Monopoly with some friends. I managed to get a monopoly and everyone else needed trades for one. I convinced this one couple who were playing to not trade with anyone else so nobody else would get Monopoly's aside from me and my friend because 200 IQ play. I convinced them that all the pieces they were looking for would soon be for sale on auction when people started losing. So, the wife liked my idea and the husband took her side so they stonewalled every single trade, preventing everyone else from getting a monopoly. My friend and me proceeded to buy up every house in the game and refused to build Hotels. Then when people started losing and auctions came around, I drove up the price on every single auction but never bought anything, letting the couple buy everything off the losers. By the end they had plenty of Monopoly's between them but then soon realized they were unable to build houses and just pissed away all their cash on auction.

The wife went wide eyed when she realized I had played her for a fool the entire time. She nearly flipped over the table as they proceeded to lose, and I just sat there with an evil grin on my face.
 
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I was playing one of those mobile grand strategy war games and quickly realized I could send people shitty trades (selling 1x steel for 8000x price) and they would blindly accept without checking the prices. This usually worked best on people with Indian flags next to their usernames and I quickly bankrupted all the Indian players and used the money I got from them to win the game every time.

It was hilarious to watch their usernames disappear off the score boards as all their money was spent buying iron ore for 10 million dollars.
 
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Long ago I used to play on a Minecraft server. They had disabled the use of TNT to prevent griefing, but because back then the only way to acquire TNT was dungeon loot, they offered 10k server currency at the automated mod-shop for it. That way you still got a reward for your rare loot.

However they neglected to change that price after TNT became craftable, an error that I noticed.

So armed with a fuck ton of iron shovels I harvested most of a neglected desert on the far flung edges of the map. Then, utilizing the server members penchant for building large artistic structures, I farmed a lot of creepers and crafted enough TNT to remake the Grand Canyon.

By the time they realized what I had done and adjusted the price of TNT down to 1k I was already the 3rd richest member on the server.
 
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