What's your favorite and least favorite board.

[Epic Fail Man]

This is kind of a babyesque kindergarten-like type of topic and question, but I dunno seems fun.


I'll start with the negative, the Ralph/Fuentes board is my least favorite.

What is there to say? Kinoshit, countless alog and gunt guard secret groups that hang out with lolcows. Like 90% of the users in that board are involved in gay shit. I've tried giving the benefit of the doubt to some users I like but I always see them end up involving themselves in faggotry. Most of the in-depth drama about the he said she said and dm and discord leaks is stupid and IQ lowering. Best to keep a distance from anyone who mainly follows Ralph.


Favorite board obviously is Q&A and general discussion. It's the most fun one can have in this forum.

For Lolcows it's BP. They have the best cows and I really don't understand why some people talk about BP as this forbidden place that will get you banned, it seems just the same as any other board, maybe stop trying to send dick pics, I dunno why people get banned and are afraid of BP.

 

[Zryachy]

Fun, you say? We'll se about that.

I only frequent in A&N, Mass Debates and Happenings. That doesn't mean I like these, but they provide the most of entertainment for me.
Art sub warms my hollow heart with something warm and pleasant.

Ra(pe)lph a-logs and sims are equally retarded and their little chomo-corner is designated shitting street, forever.
Tommy Tooter will die soon and so his sub branch will follow.
Lolcow cults overall are way too boring.

 

[Trapped Under Rice]

All right, I'll shoot.

For least favorite, I'll exclude the threads that pertain to people I'm just not interested in, lest this become a "least interesting cow" thread (looking at you Cooking with Jack).

I stopped following Russell Greer's thread about a year ago. Even though he rarely does anything, there was like a dozen armchair psychologists in that thread who would just constantly seethe about how he has a low opinion of women, for hundreds of pages. It was still occasionally very funny when Russell did something, but too much unfunny shit to wade through. Cyrax's thread is kind of similar in that it's pretty insular and joyless. That's the thing with those sorts of guys, they engender a lot of actual animosity in the people who follow them. And since the people who follow them are already angry all the time, they're quick to sperg out and gatekeep casual participants and point out that they don't know x deep lore about y.

Favorite threads are sort of the opposite. Community watch, off topic and Q&A. Those don't have extremely long topic arcs or weirdly possessive thread participants. You can jump in any time, shoot the shit, nothing too serious. And when people chimp out on those, it's much funnier because no one else is taking it seriously.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Tbh I don't even really know what weeb wars is. They're always talking about that one chick with the gorilla arms, it's one of the only boards that's genuinely foreign to me because I have no idea who any of these people are. The whole thing seems to involve a lot of law and anime, so that's a miss.

Animal control is nice and all, they seem to be a demographic of people who have a different relationship with the internet though where they take their presence and interactions online more seriously and are much more emotionally invested. I guess that applies to the Ralph and Fuentes folks too, but they're at least a bit easier to comprehend.

I don't necessarily dislike any of the boards. I actually think my favorite might be community watch, because it involves bizarre group dynamics rather than individuals. One person acting strange isn't nearly as remarkable as an entire herd of people acting strange.

Also about BP, I'm sure it is difficult to get banned. That's why if you, just hypothetically, happen to be a person who has been banned from the entire salon for years due to a single snarky post about moderation, you should just accept that as a point of pride. Some people repeatedly show up trying to get banned and can't manage that.

Besides, look at it this way; transexuals and weird male feminists always want to nose their way into women's spaces, so if you can't and won't post in boards for women, that basically makes you the most opposite of a transexual.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Tbh I don't even really know what weeb wars is. They're always talking about that one chick with the gorilla arms, it's one of the only boards that's genuinely foreign to me because I have no idea who any of these people are. The whole thing seems to involve a lot of law and anime, so that's a miss.

Animal control is nice and all, they seem to be a demographic of people who have a different relationship with the internet though where they take their presence and interactions online more seriously and are much more emotionally invested. I guess that applies to the Ralph and Fuentes folks too, but they're at least a bit easier to comprehend.

I don't necessarily dislike any of the boards. I actually think my favorite might be community watch, because it involves bizarre group dynamics rather than individuals. One person acting strange isn't nearly as remarkable as an entire herd of people acting strange.

Also about BP, I'm sure it is difficult to get banned. That's why if you, just hypothetically, happen to be a person who has been banned from the entire salon for years due to a single snarky post about moderation, you should just accept that as a point of pride. Some people repeatedly show up trying to get banned and can't manage that.

Besides, look at it this way; transexuals and weird male feminists always want to nose their way into women's spaces, so if you can't and won't post in boards for women, that basically makes you the most opposite of a transexual.

Yeah as much as I hate zoophiles, I think being a moral faggot online is extremely cringe and you should probably log off if you are going online just to get angry. Community watch is great, most of my bookmarks are weird forums and imageboards where I can gawk at weird specimens being weird. One of my favorite pastime.

Is BP really a woman only space? I find it hard to believe most posters who don't have an amberlyn or Chantal avatar are women, I think most of them are gay men tbh.

 

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I hate Animal Control and like any board that isn't Animal Control.

 

[Meat Target]

I like the Off-Topic section, where you can just shoot the shit about anything.

If I had to pick a section that never interests me, it's probably the Ralph board. He's too much of a hot mess to keep track of, as are his guntguards, aylawgs, orbiters, and concubines.

 

[Not a bee]

Fave: Hard to say. The stinkditch's been promising.
Least fave... Rat Kings. Don't care too much about the lolcows there.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

My least favorite board was the 2x4 step dad used to beat me with.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Most favorite: off-topic (general if I have to narrow down)

Least favorite: Supporters hands-down.

 

[YourFriendlyLurker 2.0]

Most fav: Stinkditch, Communities, and Nick. Also some cows in Lolcow general.
Least fav: weeb (wtf is weeb?), animal control, ratkings - seems to be just too niche.

Separate case is that super terrifying section of Salon about retarded parents of ill children. I just do not go there, period.

Also, the bottom of the site where A&N, Mass Debates, and Deep thoughts dwell, contain too much of distilled autism for me. Proceed with caution.

 

[Catler]

Animal Control and Q&A are my favourite.

Happenings is a board that has all the worst takes on any issue you could image. Actual retard/schizo containment.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Kind of an aside, but I feel completely wrong reading, let alone posting in any Beauty Parlor or Off-Topic Lolcow Salon threads the few times I've looked around. It's like invading a space I feel I don't belong in.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Favorites: Stink Ditch and Gunt board

Least Favorite: Tommy Tooter because it reminds me that freak is still alive.

Underrated gem: Lolcows of History, the Lowtax thread around the time of his death has some of the funniest posts I've seen on this site.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Off-Topic is where I typically post. Just bullshitting about random things.

Animal Control is my least favorite because it’ll just end up making me MATI

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

The worst boards:
- Stinkditch: lots of potential ruined by TERF and legbeard bullshit. It truly is a damn shame
- Tommy Tooter: no reason for this board to actually exist
- Weeb Wars: Nothing interesting has happened there in a long while. Time to put it out to pasture
- Catboy Deconversion Therapy: unless you live and breathe in this board 24/7, you’re not going to be up to speed and people get very butthurt if you don’t know when Ralph last itched his gunt
- Rat Kings: I’m surprised this hasn’t merged with Stinkditch yet. Back when you can laugh at troons without TERF bullshit

 

[Womble of Wimbledon]

Animal control just grosses me out. Too much horror and not enough funny.

Community watch is awesome, there's something for everyone there.

 

[Orange Tabby]

Off topic is best board because I prefer the threads with the most visual content: random pics and gifs, last image saved, and the SJW extremes from time to time. A lot of BP threads are good for this too.

Least favorite is Animal control, mostly too sad and unfunny.

 

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Best Board: BP
Honorable Mentions: GenDisc, Art&Lit, Multimedia and Q&A

Worst Board: Mass Debates
Honorable Mentions: Anything else from the Thunderdome, Catboy Decon, Rat Kings and Weeb Wars