What's your favorite pick up line?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Are you Jamie Lee Curtis?
Cuz I wanna get Freaky Friday up in them guts.

You guys can have that one for free.

 

[PFM]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
get in the van

 

[Caralho]

Are you a Buddhist monk at a protest?
Because you're on fire.

 

[dick brain]

Damn girl is there a cask of amontillado in here 'cause u got me bricked up

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"Is $100 enough?"

 

[not william stenchever]

"Hey, can you pick that up for me? I hurt my back."

 

[2mm and 99 others]

''Hello, are you a fly, or a bird?''

"Hey, can you pick that up for me? I hurt my back."

This literally had happened to me, it was some guy who seemed to be trying to pick up some scarf from the ground. Yeah, people sometimes drop things and sometimes their backs really hurt, but at 2AM, empty street and you hear this from a dark alley? Nice try.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Let's not turn this rape into a murder.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Do angels have names?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Are you a chicken farmer? Cuz you sure know how to raise my cock!

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

I sing
Hey, baby, wake up from your asleep
We have arrived onto the future
And the whole world is become

Hey, baby, ride with me away
We doesn't have much time
My blue jeans is tight
So onto my love rocket, climb
Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love
Above us, there is nothing above
But the stars, above

All systems gone
Prepare for downcount

Five, four, three, one
Off blast

Fly away in my space rocket
You no need put money in my pocket
The door is closed, I just lock it
(Ha, ha, ha ha ha ha)
I put my port plug in your socket
...
at her while pulling up on my comfy ride

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Yo girl let me buy you a fish sandwich

 

[Email]

Spoiler: "Hey wanna see something cute?"

 

[BlueKirbo]

You play with my wii til I'm bricked

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

"Alright love, does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

"I suffer from memory loss. Do I come here often?"

I hate chat up lines and have never used one, but those are my favourite stupid ones.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

"I'm gonna call you my big toe because tonight I'm gonna bang you on the coffee table"

 

[dick brain]

"I'm gonna call you my big toe because tonight I'm gonna bang you on the coffee table"

Damn girl are u gasoline 'cause ur expensive as fuck but I'm still gonna pump you in the back of my van

 

[Mass Toe Baiter]

I wish that i was your derivative so that I can lay tangent to your curves.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I forgot my phone number can I have yours?

 

[dick brain]

I wish that i was your derivative so that I can lay tangent to your curves.