What's your funniest story?

[Gorgar]

title

 

[Shig O'nella]

... Redacted ...

 

[Jason Wynn]

I made a comment once that cracked someone up.

True story.

 

[TheRetardKing]

CBT

 

[Vingle]

You.

 

[The Luigi Player]

not funniest: Confusing FAP with farting arm pits in pre-school

 

[Just A Butt]

fart

 

[Super Saiyan Hitler]

I beat up a fat little retard in Portugal and took his purse.

 

[BONE_Buddy]

I had sex with OP's Mom.

It wasn't very satisfying.

 

[theshitposter]

even my stick is funny. it cracks people up

 

[RollerGator]

One time I was in a public restroom, there was a guy in a stall on his phone and I heard him say "I'm on my way home right now baby" so I yelled "no he's not he's taking a shit!"

 

[Space_Dandy]

On 9/9/1999 I killed a CIA nigger with my car on purpose.