Your locksmithing stories never failed to entertain me
Thank you. People seem to enjoy them a lot here.
All that white liberal white guilt washes right out of you in less than 6 months working a large US metropolitan city. After 6 months dealing with random people (approximately %30-%40 being niggers) you see how they treat white people, other niggers. You see how much they lack intelligence for basic concepts and principals even a child would understand, the incredibly poor comprehension of the English language they have. The best thing is I deal with people who are calling for emergency services, they themselves describe these situations as "emergencies" yet just getting them to show up for an appointment they requested at a time they requested is a challenge. You tell them 4pm Sharp and when you arrive they choose to go get fast food and when you ask them when they will be back they will always say "10 mins" which means around 30-45.
About 12 months ago I get a call for a lost key for a 2009 Honda Civic I think it was. Car was parked in a very large park in a somewhat sketchy part of a large city. Call comes in around 9pm, like all nogs I tell this woman "I will be there at 10:30PM" 3 or 4 times, and she "must be at the car with her cell phone on, this is very important". You have to talk to them like they are 12 years old, repeat instructions, give obvious advice like being at the location of the car with a working cell phone, cell phone ringer set to on. So I get to this very large park and realize there are multiple parking lots and I call her asking if she can direct me to the Honda as there are multiple parking lots in this very large very dark park with a lake and even a bridge. The reply goes something like:
Dumb nigger bitch: "Oh huh...? Oh yeah your the key guy, um yeah I wasn't sure if you were coming so I didn't go to the car"
I politely reply something along the lines of
"TP: I just talked to you 90 mins ago, I told you I'd be here, it's 1030PM and you had me drive here without any intention of even meeting me at this car? Are you fucking retarded or something?"
DNB "Oh... um yeah I'm sorry I'll be there in 10 mins"
TP: "literally 10 mins or hyperbolically 10 mins? I'm not waiting here all night for you"
I specifically use big words with nigs because they will never stop and ask what hyperbolically means, so if she says literally there is a good chance she's just lying. You can just make up words and they will just pretend they understand, if they do this it's a sign they are not being honest with you.
DNB: "I'll be there in literally 10 mins"
TP: "Literally you say?"
DNB: "yes"
TP: "My cell phone says 10:32pm, I will see you at 10:42 pm then, OK?
DNB: "yes, ok, bye"
10:42 rolls around no sign of them or call or text. I give her an extra 5 mins, still no sign or call or text. I forget exactly what I did, I might have called and she never answered, I think I just left to go do another car waiting for me. I think it was around 11PM-11:15PM I get a call from her
DNB: "Hello? we're at the car we don't see you"
TP: "Oh, you never showed up so I went to get dinner aroudn the corner, I'll be back in 15 mins or so"
DNB is now dissapointed and speaks in a tone expressing such
DNB: "Oh... oh I see please get here soon, I have things to do"
TP: "No problem see you in 15, bye"
In reality I'm driving to the next customer, and then when I'm done I'll decide whether I'm even going to be driving 20 mins back to DNB, in reality if I work fast I won't see her for at least another 60 mins at least but, I've made the decision to fuck with her, waste her time in the middle of the night, lie to her just like she did to me and see where it goes. I get to the next customer and DNB starts trying to call me back I just ignore the calls, she texts asking for an ETA. I text back saying "I'm just wrapping up dinner be there in less than 10 mins." About 20 mins later she starts calling again which I again ignore as I'm helping the current customer, she texts asking for an ETA. I think I left her in the sketchy park waiting for me for at least 2 hours before she gives up.
I have much much worse stories but, I really cannot express the lack of respect or basic human consideration they have for people. It's 10:30PM, I just spoke to her 90 mins ago and we agreed upon 10:30PM, which I repeated 3-4 times I would be at said location. She had 90 minutes to figure out how to get a ride to the park or just call me back saying she wasn't going to make it, or simpy confirm with me I would be there at 10:30 PM. It's 10:30PM, it's a long shot she's doing anything more than watching TV or dicking around on her cell phone watching tiktok or some bullshit.
