What’s your strangest experience in ancient Sumeria?

[Gorgar]

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[Shidoen]

When Gilgamesh started spouting about Ancient Hyperborean Blue-eyed, Blonde haired warriors of the North. Also saying beware of Jews.

 

[human trash]

NIGGERS

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

that myth where two drunk Gods made disabled servants out of clay. Also: did you know that if you're nonbinary you're blessed by Ishtar?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I saw Lamashtu eat a pregnant woman's child.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I knew a professor who in the middle of translating an ancient tablet destroyed it with a hammer, burned his notes, and finally climbed to the roof before leaping off all while muttering “Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah-nagl fhtagn.”

 

[Tsurubami Senri]

I KISSES CTHULHU IN SUMERIA IT WAS FUN