When a girl says shes comfortable, is that code for shes up for anal?

[Cloaca Rimjob]

So when you break the word down

Comfortable = cum-fart-able

I know some English is derived from Germanic languages which rearrange words from what we're used to thus able to do a cum fart.

 

[the clap]

Just tell her you're checking for worms, with your dick.

 

[deso2y]

Absolutely, you should lube your boipucci and let her girldick do the rest

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Just tell her you're checking for worms, with your dick.

Where we're going Marty, we don't need "consent"

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

com-fort-able

she's able to build a communications fort.
get out the boxes & blankets you degenerate pervert

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

com-fort-able

she's able to build a communications fort.
get out the boxes & blankets you degenerate pervert

We pronounce it as cum though, so a cum fort, a man only space where no women are allowed, so it'll inevitably lead to cum-farts

 

[Fascist Frederick]

cumf-ter-bull

I don't know what the first two syllables mean but the last one means you better start prepping the bull.

 

[R00T]

No gross and obligatory stay away from my dms please

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I know some English is derived from Germanic languages which rearrange words from what we're used to thus able to do a cum fart.

It's an error in translation; the term is from an archaic form of French, and relates to shitting in the presence of others. It was resurrected in the trenches as an equivalent term for the communal eating of shit, in regards to artillery barrages.

So what it really means, is that she wants you to eat her shit; and that's what you really want, isn't it?

 

[Retink]

You misheard her, she said she wants you to "comfort her bull".

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

Anal sex is always dangerous and disgusting and only deviants and degenerates would want to do that.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Absolutely, you should lube your boipucci and let her girldick do the rest

I lost it with just imagining Biden saying that

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Anal sex is always dangerous and disgusting and only deviants and degenerates would want to do that.

 

[Dysnomia]

She's totally down for it dude. If you don't pick up on her signals she'll just have some other guy knock on her back door.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Yes, and means she wants it NOW. You better act fast before the short window of opportunity closes. Throw her down on her stomach, hold her there, pull down both your pants and get to plowing. Also don't mind if she struggles a little or screams. That's normal and means she's into it.

 

[mate]

Tell her she needs to revise for her prostate exam.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Tell her she needs to revise for her prostate exam.

Do women have prostates? I know they can have dicks now

 

[mate]

Do women have prostates? I know they can have dicks now

No, but they can have impromptu prostate exams.

Also, you're right and I forgot that they don't have prostates.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

No, but they can have impromptu prostate exams.

Also, you're right and I forgot that they don't have prostates.

Better to be safe than sorry

 

[theshitposter]

Pick an answer you fag