When a recipe says to beat eggs do you have to make it personal?

[SandyCat]

Beat them like it owes me money? Do I have to also threaten to murder the eggs family? More importantly do I actually go through with it?

I just want to make meatloaf man I'm not up for this shit

 

[Thunk Provoker]

Unfortunately yes, you need to beat them. Meatloaf is serious business.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Just drink whiskey and black out. That way, you won’t remember when you enter the eggs room, belt in hand, and go to town on that innocent egg, who’s only crime is being there.
Feeling remorseful? Better drink that drink, boy.

 

[BBJ_4_Ever]

Role play that you are Nader Elshamy and beat those eggs like your disobedient harem. No personal or even human feelings involved.

 

[Doji]

You should sit on them bare butt for a few days to make it even more personal.

 

[Medulseur]

Just tell the eggs it's only business.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Yes, beat it until the money he owes you comes out

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

It depends, are you just adding a beaten egg to something like scrambled eggs or are you making a meringue?

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

@The Last Stand crush eggs for OP