When is Trumpy providing me my state mandated gf?

[Quantum Diabetes]

He promised

 

[DankSmoker]

Trumpy went back to his home planet, dickhead.

 

[stares at error messages]

Only if you let a yenta refugee live with you.

 

[dick brain]

This nigga believes politicians' campaign promises

 

[Space_Dandy]

Don't worry child, he already has. They are all around you. All you have to do is go and capture her for yourself and place her in a safe and secure locked basement. She may resist and claim to reject you, but this is only a test of your determination and dedication.

 

[Law]

Q just told me my non-whore gf is the mail!
I'm never gonna have to learn how to cook for myself now . We did it.