When they make the Kyle Rittenhouse biopic, who plays Kyle?

[Screw Danlon]

I hope it’s Carrot Top. I had a dream about it. It was awesome.

 

[DumbDude42]

Idris Elba

 

[renée remains insane]

Ellen Page

 

[Red Hood]

Mickey Rourke

 

[WowThatsNew]

Ryan Reynolds voiced by Chris Pratt

 

[modern horrors]

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Bad Ass: Directed by Craig Moss. With Danny Trejo, Charles S. Dutton, Patrick Fabian, Joyful Drake. A Vietnam veteran who becomes a local hero after saving a man from attackers on a city bus decides to take action when his best friend is murdered and the police show little interest in solving...

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[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

the fat kid from Superbad

 

[Not Jewish Wario]

If there ever is a Rittenhouse biopic, it will probably have to be made by Ben Shapiro's studio or something like that, meaning the actor will probably be an unknown. Any Hollywood adaptation of the Kenosha events will probably follow Gaige Grosskreutz or someone else and Rittenhouse will be the villain.

 

[Zilortha]

the fat kid from Superbad

I was gonna say if this was 2010, it'd be Michael Cera.
I can see that movie in my head.

 

[JethroTullamore]

The Rock.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris Chan