Where am I?

[round robin]

How did I get here? I don't like this place. Where are my grandchildren?

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Everything's going to be alright. Here, breath deep in this rag. It’ll all be over soon...

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call "The Twilight Zone".

 

[Medical Hawaii]

Mr. President, please stay put while your handlers retrieve you. Kamala's accession to office is not for another couple months.

 

[Niggasaurus Rex]

Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Oh you thought those scammers were your grandchildren? Time to check you into the home before you are homeless.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

YOURE IN THE JUNGLE BABY

 

[knobslobbin]

Welcome to hell. Stay a while, stay forever.

 

[Apis mellifera]

The most normal and well-adjusted community on the Internet

 

[Jason Wynn]

You’re either on the highway to hell or the highway to the danger zone

 

[Solid Snek]

How did I get here? I don't like this place. Where are my grandchildren?

Yes, yes, we are right here, grandma. You are safe. You are very safe and sound with your grandchildren who love you very much.

But now you need to focus, and listen to me one time please: you have Best Buy Gift Cards for us. We need you to give us the card numbers now. Read the numbers on the back of the cards, please. The hackers on your computer will be deleting all of our baby photos if you do not. Do you understand? Read the numbers on the cards, please.

 

[draggs]

How did I get here? I don't like this place. Where are my grandchildren?

You're at Sneed's. Formerly...