Where and How Will The Poster Die?

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Post how and where the poster above you will die.

 

[The Fool]

the jews

 

[Sergeant Politeness]

Alcohol poisoning in a stairwell

 

[SnowBall]

being too polite to people on the street

 

[Ido]

melting, in hell.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

The slurpee machine at 7-11 will explode, leaving the parking lot a slick, sugary mess. In a chain reaction worthy of a Final destination movie, they will get crushed by the Goodwill donation box by the slipping, sliding cars in the parking lot crashing into each other, then the box. The box hits them just as they were screaming at Amazon customer service, which had been outsourced to the Delta Quadrant.
A pure white, 1970s disco one piece onesie will rest on their chest, slowly soaking up blood.


A bum will steal it and wear it, blood stains and all, begging for change in traffic, later.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Shot in Alaska by a hunter after being mistaken for a polar bear.

 

[The Fool]

Playing League for 40 hours without breaks

 

[sbm1990]

Will get sacrificed in a satanic ritual in the middle of the woods somewhere.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Suffocating whilst filming a face-sitting scene with Chris in an attempt to win asspats from us.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Asphyxiates in a house fire caused by a faulty microwave while binge-reading CWCki.

 

[Coldgrip]

In his room crushed under the weight of all his waifu figurines.

 

[Bob Page]

Snorting an astronomical amount of cocaine and get killed the next day in a drive by, by some drug lord for stealing the aforementioned supply.

 

[RI 360]

Mr Hands 2.0

 

[Black Waltz]

Suicide in their house

 

[Woodcutting bot]

died from exhaustion after masturbating too much to Touhou hentai

 

[Xenomorph]

Died from an OD of SSRI's after the oneitus fucks another guy.. In his room, alone.

 

[MistressCaridad]

Killed by Mr Mustard, in the study, with the lead pipe.

 

[Rokko]

As a PoC, you will be the first to die while hanging out with your teenage friends camping somewhere. One of your friends is a Killer Klown from Outer Space in disguise...

 

[The Janitor]

You will move into a top floor of some dreary apartment in some random city when suddenly a person who you don't recognize will appear and stab you in the chest before throwing you out of a window. As you're falling, you scream "I never got to live my modern life!" when you splat on the ground. When the police pull up, they see the knife wound and call it a suicide. You die alone in an unmarked grave. Nobody knew who you were, and nobody cared.