Where are the Dildos on Dildo Island? - I drove all the way to Newfoundland for nothing.

[Alex Hogendorp]

The place name is misleading.

 

[OrionBalls]

Anything can be a dildo if you're creative.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

You got tricked by the land of ice and snow, same tactic the Vikings used with Greenland.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Call Fario from Dildo World. I heard their delivery is very quick.

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