Where do babies come from?

[Commander Kneewing]

I have never experienced sex, therefore sex isn't real!

Tell me everything you can say, but unless I personally see it happen with my own two eyes, I stand firm in the truth!

There is apparently thousands of years of documented evidence that sex exists, but I hold all of them to be fabrications!

 

[stares at error messages]

First the Indian faggot ejaculates into the Indian Hijra. Then the Hijra poops. Then an Indian Women collects the poo and other mud and fashions it into a golem. And then after a cow pees on it it comes to life. And that's where babies come from.

David Attenborough said it so it has to be true. /threads/the-india-menace.174997/post-18906769

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Your mom.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Women poop them out after you pee in them, dipshit

 

[Luna hates niggers]

You can just take them from the hospital for free.

 

[Spud]

They're delivered by Storks dummy.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

the vending machine

 

[Cat tit bingo]

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

They come from @Your Mom's BF4L

 

[Pagan Min]

You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much, the woman gets so excited that she holds in her own farts for the next 9 months. That's why her belly gets so big. During those 9 months, the baby coalesces from all the farts she's holding in. That's the real reason childbirth is so painful -- she's finally able to let it all out!

 

[We Are The Witches]

From the amalgamation of matter with a specific structure that is capable of producing consciousness.

 

[SofondaCox]

Sometimes, when Death is bored, or lonely, he’ll create a new life to grow and kill.

 

[Moths]

How is babby form

 

[CallmeCicada]

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

The butt.