Where is this fresh grass smell coming from?

[lolcow yoghurt]

It smells like freshly cut grass. But nobody is cutting grass. Hell, there is NO grass here.

Where is this smell coming from?

 

[DankSmoker]

You're having a stroke, call the amberlance

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

You're having a stroke, call the amberlance

I thought people who have strokes smelled burnt toast. I smell something like unmatured corn, like wet hay. I don't live in a fucking farm.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I thought people who have strokes smelled burnt toast. I smell something like unmatured corn, like wet hay. I don't live in a fucking farm.

Burnt toast and wet hay smell the same. It's a stroke.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Burnt toast and wet hay smell the same. It's a stroke.

My wife and her boyfriend agree that the air smells strongly of fresh grass, even like unmatured banana peels. Fuck you.

 

[DankSmoker]

I thought people who have strokes smelled burnt toast. I smell something like unmatured corn, like wet hay. I don't live in a fucking farm.

What the fuck do you know about having a a stroke? (not your habitual masturbation)

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

What the fuck do you know about having a a stroke? (not your habitual masturbation)

I am a neurologist.

 

[DankSmoker]

I am a neurologist.

Alright brainiac, did it rain recently?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I am a neurologist.

Nerd-ologist more likely! Hahaha!

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Alright brainiac, did it rain recently?

No. It's been sunny all week.

Nerd-ologist more likely! Hahaha!

I can hit specific parts of your head and render you perma-tarded. Know your place.

 

[DankSmoker]

No. It's been sunny all week.

I can hit specific parts of your head and render you perma-tarded. Know your place.

Did you know that the brain is the most homosexual organ of the body? This is why you have collectively had this mass delusion. Frankly you're acting hysterical right now threatening people and should be detained.

 

[The Mighty Banth]

From the stroke you are having.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I can hit specific parts of your head and render you perma-tarded. Know your place.

Jokes on you! That's like telling Christopher Reeves you're going to break his legs.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Definitely phosgene. You might want to wear a gas mask.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Definitely phosgene. You might want to wear a gas mask.

You were right. Sadly, the owner of this account has died due to phosgene poisoning 17 hours after the creation of this thread.

 

[Pagan Min]

The smell? It's coming from inside the house! INSIDE THE HOUSE!!! RUN! RUN!!!