Which bird is the biggest nigger of the avian kingdom?

[Pee Cola]

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[Freshly Baked Socks]

Ravens.

I've seen pairs of ravens terrorize flocks of other species of birds who flew away in terror.

And the way they find (and hide) food reminds me of someone in my neighborhood and their bicycle acquisition policies.

 

[generic sauce]

Geese

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

I dunno about niggers but pigeons are the pajeets of birds

 

[OrionBalls]

Any pack of wild turkies. Beady eyed, chicken neck, motherfuckers. They're bigger than geese, and give even less fucks.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Probably cassowaries. They are aggressive and seem to have a tendency for chimpout like behavior, like proper niggers.

 

[eatler]

Redwing black birds. They will attack you for no reason, I’ve had to avoid entire blocks of a city that I lived in because they would smack the shit out of your head.

Any pack of wild turkies. Beady eyed, chicken neck, motherfuckers. They're bigger than geese, and give even less fucks.

 

[Pee Cola]

Y'know... my original thought when I asked the question was seagulls. They're noisy, they're irritating and they're always begging for gibs... but maybe there are more avian niggers than I first thought.

 

[User names must be unique]

Undoubtedly Seagulls.

 

[eatler]

Y'know... my original thought when I asked the question was seagulls. They're noisy, they're irritating and they're always begging for gibs... but maybe there are more avian niggers than I first thought.

If you had the power to fly, would you not act like a nigger?

 

[Mellisuga Helenae]

Raptors in general. I swear falconry birds just randomly kill shit purely on instinct and only edgy cringelords like them as adults. Flying shitbulls, really.

Hummingbirds, on the other hand, are based and colorful pollinators. You should leave free nectar out for them because they are so cool.

 

[Aljam]

Grackle easily. They have a nice chirp though

 

[OrionBalls]

Undoubtedly Seagulls.

It's legal to beat a seagull up. No one will arrest you for it. The ones I've known have mostly been opportunist fucks. They are the pickpockets of birds.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[Pee Cola]

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Magpies are more like abbos than niggers

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The cuckoo maybe?

Finds some other birds nest, fucks it up, lays it's own eggs, leaves and let's the other bird raise its babies.

Living off the hard work of others and not raising its own children. Very niggerish behavior.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

cassowaries

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Ravens.

I've seen pairs of ravens terrorize flocks of other species of birds who flew away in terror.

And the way they find (and hide) food reminds me of someone in my neighborhood and their bicycle acquisition policies.

Corvids in general.
Blue jays and steller's jays will mimic the most irritating noises imaginable while running off all the cool Aryan birbs.
Ever hear a steller's jay mimic a frog? I have. Made me want to invest in a pellet gun.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Raptors in general. I swear falconry birds just randomly kill shit purely on instinct and only edgy cringelords like them as adults. Flying shitbulls, really.

Hummingbirds, on the other hand, are based and colorful pollinators. You should leave free nectar out for them because they are so cool.

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And hummingbirds are also said to be the reincarnations of Aztec warriors. Badass symbolism without being edgelordy/generic.

 

[SentinentCloud]

are we talking niggers niggers or sand niggers of the avian kingdown?