Which is worse, fapping, cooming, gooning or slurping?

[Laburnum]

Most are self explanatory but slurping in particular is something I think only used in the Yanderedev thread, or at least it was back in 2020 when I lurked it regularly.

 

[kuzburger]

...what is slurping? Do I want to know?

 

[dick brain]

Cooning

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Fapping is just regular JO so while some dislike the practice many would concidered it a normal thing.
I associate cooming with being a coomer so basically someone who surrounds them self with constantly over sexualized bullshit which can fuck with people's perception of normal sexual habits and desires.
Gooning is a genuine health hazard of just jacking off for literal hours, it has all the problems of cooming but now with dehydration risk. A gooner is likey to turn into a sexpest, a pedo, an incel or tranny.

...what is slurping? Do I want to know?

I assume it involves consuming from a particular chalice. I don't know the health risk of drinking large quantities of man milk but it definitely very degenerate and probably requires being at coomer or gooner levels already.
All in all gooning is definitely the worst, those niggas are going to die of a heart attack surrounded by sticky tissues and regret

 

[DankSmoker]

I fap until I coom and get the goons to slurp it.

 

[User names must be unique]

gooning, classical Pavlovian conditioning oneself into a desensitised porn zombie.

 

[Laburnum]

...what is slurping? Do I want to know?