Which kiwi is the most down bad on here?

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Me. I’m the most down bad.
It takes the utmost effort to not hornypost, so much so that I often have to take sabbaticals ranging from days to months just to holdback, otherwise I’d be banned for posting my desire for a thick thighed, large breasted, accent having, gentle femdom magic witch/nun Drow gf to take care of me but also crush my pelvis.
Me. I’m the most down bad.
It takes the utmost effort to not hornypost, so much so that I often have to take sabbaticals ranging from days to months just to holdback, otherwise I’d be banned for posting my desire for a thick thighed, large breasted, accent having, gentle femdom magic witch/nun Drow gf to take care of me but also crush my pelvis.
 
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