Which Lesser Known Cows Make For Good Reading in the New Year? - Take a Lolcow, Leave a Lolcow

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Expand your lolcow horizons in 2019.

 

[Okkervils]

Bex, or Rebecca Hernandez is a wild ride. Not sure she's that obscure after Null did a stream on her and all but she's worth checking out if you haven't yet.

 

[Wärring Ornac]

Allen John Jones III would make a good read, although you need to read a bit of Purplekecleon thread first

 

[AF 802]

Bex, or Rebecca Hernandez is a wild ride. Not sure she's that obscure after Null did a stream on her and all but she's worth checking out if you haven't yet.

Good thread if you need to convince yourself not to play LoL (or at least, convince yourself to stop playing it).

God, they made Blizzard's "mean words are the only problem in Overwatch" crap look good compared to themselves at Riot.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Erik "Taz" Mokracek. Read through his thread yesterday, my only regret - I didn't do it earlier.

 

[Boxy Brown]

Greg Buell's thread never really took off. I had a good time looking in to him. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/grego...-lovestar-greg-windcar-buell-much-more.48791/

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Kanadajin3/Mira is a relatively short thread that I think has a lot of bang for your buck. Read about a hamster-woman who starts out as a weeaboo youtuber making videos in Japan, before starting fights and causing drama with other youtubers, going through a couple husbands, losing her ability to speak not only English but pretty much any language, fighting visa issues left and right, and finally converting to Islam and now wishing for nothing more than to marry a man from Saudi Arabia!

 

[Heckler1]

Stephanie Cianfriglia is a wild ride. A bland potato person, with a pathetic obsession with ghost fucking, and she totes talks to demons you guys. You should all give it a read.

 

[JambledUpWords]

John Sakars is really fun (if you’re into cringe vegan YouTubers). The thread on him here isn’t very large, so I suggest looking at his YouTube channel.

Be warned though, many of his early videos have a lot of sexual content and the music is very grating after a while.

 

[UncleTusky]

Cecily Kellogg. The narcissism and delusion are impressive even by cow standards.

 

[CWCissey]

Abby Cappleman is an entertaining read if you like Munchies and cute doggos.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

They don't have a thread here, but I love reading the ED article about the Rangerphiles. They were (are?) a group of spergy homophobic Christian furries who literally worshiped Gadget from Rescue Rangers. They were all in their twenties and thirties when Rescue Rangers came out in the early 1990s, and some of them (like Ray Jones) are pushing seventy.

 

[omori]

She isn't particularly lesser known, especially after Null put her thread on featured, but Mariah Mallad/Momokun is a pet cosplay cow of mine. Mariah was a fairly well known cosplayer, but lost the notoriety thanks to her own incompetence, lack of self awareness, and pettiness in the span of two years. She gained weight to make up for that.

She constantly provides milk in the form of shitty cosplays (though thats kind of rare now), eye blistering lewds, and her own NEET fanbase who only stick around for the inevitability of her giving up to do weird porn.