Which lolcow could beat Null in a rap battle?

[ButterflyBarbie]

I think Petermobeter or any of our juggalo cows could be a formidable foe to our fellow rap god and Dear Feeder.

 

[PositiveMonk]

BossmanJack, but only if it's a German rap battle.

 

[dick brain]

Finnster and Lunar Eclipse Paradox but not Stamper

 

[Axiom.]

Y'all underrate the truest of MCs, Cobra.