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Usually lolcows are losers who fail at everything they do but that's not always the case. What lolcow has had the most success in life? Bonus points if they use their lolcow status to their advantage for pity and monetary gain.
Which lolcow is the most successful while still being a lolcow? - King of the farm and tallest on the short bus
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Combat Wombat
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Keffals managed to scrounge up 100k in Canadian shekels and makes enough money to have gotten booted off disability
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Trisha Paytas makes millions of dollars on OnlyFans. 
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nick rekieta has a pretty good scam going
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Beanie Man makes enough money to start his own record label
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Donald Trump is not a lolcow. He creates lolcows. There's a difference
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He has a thread in the "lolcows" section of the site. That was the only criterion I was thinking of. Anyone thinking I was making a political point needs to spend less time in A&H.
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Does he count as a lolcow yet? He hasn’t done anything super cringy
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Regardless of how you feel about Trump, this is the correct answer. Just like all good lolcows, he created millions of other lolcows.
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Imo it's Matt Pat. The guy has a thread for some reason. Yeah at his worst he's kinda autistic and willing to do anything for money. But he's sane,good looking, clever, has a ton of money, a son and a hot wife.
"Yeah son you just posted cringe"
"Yeah son you just posted cringe"
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TBH Pre Barbgate I would have said Chris he monetised his infamy and was gaining genuine traction as a outsider celebrity, but like all things he colossally fucked it up.
He's always been a cow he's just rich enough to fail upwards on a consistent basis - he's the rich man's tim pool.
Cow Magnets are a thing, I don't like trump but I'm english so it's not like we're doing any better but I really dislike politicians on general principal but I have to say he's caused more people to go full cow than any other issue in history.
He's always been a cow he's just rich enough to fail upwards on a consistent basis - he's the rich man's tim pool.
Cow Magnets are a thing, I don't like trump but I'm english so it's not like we're doing any better but I really dislike politicians on general principal but I have to say he's caused more people to go full cow than any other issue in history.
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it seems like it might be hard to make money as a lolcow, let alone make money off a lolcowTrisha Paytas makes millions of dollars on OnlyFans.
praetor seems to have done an okay job, but i wonder how long arrangements like that can last, nobody can be led along forever, either the cow catches on, or the mask slips