Which platform would be best suited to drink myself to death?

Foghot

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I don't want to get banned halfway through and I feel the need to maximize splash damage, any suggestions bros?
 
This is a tough one.
Twitter will help you spread your love far and wide, but they’ll ban you halfway through.

4chan is for trannys now, and apparently 8chan is for pedos, so that’s a no. You’ll wind up in jail or in a dress.

Reddit will ban you before you complete one post…….

the nextdoor app? Lol. You’ll confuse a lot of boomers but be banned within 10 minutes.

Honestly?
Your best bet is to fake politisperging here, on both sides.
Just piss off the most people you can, but be half-assed sincere about it to some extent.

You won’t get banned, and if you do it’ll just be a thread-ban, and you can just move on.
You’ll piss off tons of people who take that stuff way too seriously, and you can drunk post as much as you want!

End you’re life here, friend, it’s for the best.
 
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