White stuff shot out of my peepee

[Quantum Diabetes]

I was watching Greta Van Susteren and my peepee swelled up and stuff shot out. I’m gonna die, right ?

 

[Caesar]

Listen son, it's time someone gave you the talk.

Let's talk recycling.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Don't listen to these people.
That is liquid sin you just produced through impure thoughts about a married woman.

Only path to repentance is amputation.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

that's your vril, it can power UFO

 

[gagabobo1997]

the white stuff contains lots of protein and you can recycle it back into your body btw

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It's a normal occurrence known as "Swedish Ropes".

 

[Tragi-Chan]

You’re Spider-Man now.