Who do I have to fuck to get a drink around here?

[Larkin N Likin]

cause ill fuck em.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

fuck your own mama and you might have a drink with chris chan in jail

 

[Knight of the Rope]

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Sir, this is a dry website. You'll have to go somewhere else for alcohol.

 

[The Magnificence]

Don't be silly, if you're already thirsty when you start fucking you could end up severely dehydrated.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Spoiler: that would be me, sir

 

[PUTIN MAKES ME HORNY]

I prefer tea