Who do you trust more with any job: AI or an Indian?

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Literally any job: call center, tech support, sales, pick up artist, dancing, teacher, politican, etc.

 

[0 0]

AI will not replace you. There is no need for concern. Please do not harbor negative opinions towards AI.

 

[obliviousbeard]

I kinda wanna see AI lay bricks. Or help elderly people in taxi.

Edit: <insert mandatory "Actually Indians" joke here>

 

[Idiotron]

With AI, I know exactly what to expect - absolute bare bones mediocrity and mistakes that will have to be fixed before completing the job.
With Indians...

There are probably 100 million smart competent ones but also 100 million complete retards that can't be trusted with a fork during a meal, let alone a job.

 

[GeekUSA]

An AI won't stink up the office, hire only other AI's, harass/potentially rape women in the workplace, or be lazy.

 

[Calandrino]

I trust Al even though he doesn't seem to sell that many shoes

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

Unless you train the AI to hide its mistakes and shift blame whenever its incompetence is in danger of exposure, at least the AI has something over the Indian.

 

[Nicholas Gur]

I'm 10x angrier when im on the phone with a robot than a jeet. And 10x more racist too. I've had decent luck yelling "human" and "nigger" at phonebots

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

AI for anything revolving around talking, except maybe sex hotlines.

 

[God of Nothing]

just fuck my shit up already, man

 

[Hellwalker]

If I'll be able to make an AI say nigger, or recite Uncle Ted's little book, I choose the AI any day of the week.

 

[Axiom.]

AI because they don't have funny accents.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Depends, is it an Indian or a jeet? At most 5% of Indians are not jeets so it's a small pool.

 

[Blamo2000]

It's pretty much the same thing.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

The robots of course.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Its like asking if I want to die from AIDS or cancer. I guess I'll take AIDS?

 

[ChromaQuack]

AI can be corrected, won't hide its fuckups, won't stink up the office with the smell of curry and feces, will not rape stare any woman in a 50km radius and will not loudly scream in durka-durka speak to their cellphone.

 

[3DS MAXIMUS]

AI for anything revolving around talking, except maybe sex hotlines.

no, NO indian sex hotlines please

 

[French Dip]

No AI ever called me sar.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

I've worked both with AI and Indians professionally. I definitely would rather work with AI. AI still has some issues to work out, but it's usually pretty easy to see its work whenever you need to and not have it deliberately bullshit you to hide its laziness or incompetence.

no, NO indian sex hotlines please

Indian attempts at being sexy are hilarious though. I bought the erotic novel "Vagina Insanity" by Niranjan Jha (better known for his Java, Excel, and English books) after a few shots of rakija and seeing it on a blog of funny/bad things on Amazon. It begins with "The day was blessed with no problem to start kissing her" and continues with a sex scene described in medical terms and middle school euphemisms.