Who invented sound docking first, the Chinese or the Romans?

[Gangstalker #32194]

Which culture first had dudes running a metal tube through both their urethras while one dude jerked both dudes off with his own foreskin?

I'm going with China because this seems like something Lo Pan would do to grow his dark chi, but the Greeks had that boat computer so I wouldn't count them out.

 

[dick brain]

Trick question, it's an offshoot of the original variation which was invented in the second century BCE with the expansion of the Han dynasty into central Eurasia when the first Italian met the first Chinaman and they naturally realized that the Asian penis is small enough to fit inside the Italian penis. This was also the origin of Russian nesting dolls.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It was actually invented by the native Americans but they didn't use metal rods since they didn't advance past the stone age. They used decorative porcupine quills.