Who is better frog or toad?

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I would say toads.
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They are equally good
No, Frog is better.

It was a Bert and Ernie situation; Frog was funny and chill, Toad was really high strung. They were both "equally good" in the sense of a moral good, as they were both based amphibians who refrained from degeneracy and lived friendly, rational, productive lives. But Frog was the more fun of the pair, so he was the better character.

Plus, Frog was green (a better color than pee-brown) and he was also was taller (demonstrating a better genetic heritage).
 
Toads are definitely more durable. I'm not sure about what your purposes are.
Theyre more durable but they just start spraying piss everywhere when you pick them up and try to move them. Toads are also pretty big though, I didnt know how small frogs were until I moved to a rural area. I mean they kinda pee when you start moving them but its not the like sprinkler stream shooting out all over that toads have. Every one of those warts on a toad is a piss fountain.
Frogs have the Poison Dart Frog, so thats a win in my book.
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Like you only ever see photos of frogs like this, where the frog is front and center, but that motherfucker is like two inches if hes a really big one.
 
Theyre more durable but they just start spraying piss everywhere when you pick them up and try to move them. Toads are also pretty big though, I didnt know how small frogs were until I moved to a rural area. I mean they kinda pee when you start moving them but its not the like sprinkler stream shooting out all over that toads have. Every one of those warts on a toad is a piss fountain.

Like you only ever see photos of frogs like this, where the frog is front and center, but that motherfucker is like two inches if hes a really big one.
You have a good point. minus points for the dart frog.
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There's big frogs, and then there's big frogs that are also literal anger orbs of autistic rage.

In terms of preference, I like both the same, but the closest toad I can think of that's capable of shit like this is the cane toad which isn't the same at all because it's just poison glands and not well, as you can see...
 
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