Who is on your lolcow heist team?

[parsnip]

You're going to pull off the greatest heist of all time, but you can only get lolcows for your team. Who are you picking for your cat burglar, tough guy, get away driver, master manipulator, and safe cracker?

 

[your average scumbag]

On the muscle and weapons size: Joel Thomas , Todd Daugherty , Kanye West , Sargon of Akhad and Chris because he is the god of sonichu so he boutta bring powers from other dimensions.

When we pull up to the bank and go crazy: Andrew Tate , Alex Knapik-Levert ,Charles Clymer , Dayton Hypernova and any breakcore tranny.

When it comes to hacking i’ll bring Brad Taste In Music and Keffals , Alex Vidal and Dan Olson.

Pyrotechnics & Grenades: Patty Locke and Ethan Ralph

Who Drives: DSP , CyberDemon531 , Chris-Chan , Low tier god , BootlegGirl