Who is the smallest Lolcow? (Physically)

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Which Lolcow could I fit in my pocket for on the go lulz?

 

[RCRA/CERCLA/GOONER]

Cryax the attic Goblin

 

[Axiom.]

We Are The Witches.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

We Are The Witches.

While being 4'3" and 65lbs is quite small, I don't think We Are The Witches is technically a lolcow.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Brian Peppers

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

britbong

 

[peachlover669]

65lbs is quite small,

*650lbs

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

While being 4'3" and 65lbs is quite small, I don't think We Are The Witches is technically a lolcow.

SHOOOORRRTTTT KIIIIINNNNGGGG

 

[handsareblack2]

Cryax the attic Goblin

“fuck you vitch”

 

[RCRA/CERCLA/GOONER]

fuck you vitch

Who are you...

 

[Star Classic]

If we're being serious, aren't the Hartley twins counted as cows here? if so then they would fit the bill. Outside of that maybe Cyraxx or one of the few child cows here

 

[Skitarii]

Eugenia Cooney probably

 

[Lokenstien]

The one inside each of us.

 

[THE SUPREME ONION]

the user below me

 

[Kosher Dill]

I am bigger than previously photographed and no longer bent.