Who is the smartest lolcow?

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I don't know who is THE smartest, but I think Styx is somewhat smart. Razorfist also has a way with words even if he's quite autistic.

EDIT: My bad for being unable to read.
EDIT 2: Shadman, perhaps in a way?
 
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Maybe Nikocado Avocado? Everything he does is staged and designed to collect controversy and viewers just eat it up. He knows what he wants to do (like troll on my 600elbees life) and how to generate views. At the same time, there are other ways to get views which don't involve being a massive glutton and looking like a beached up whale.
 
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Smart people often become lolcows because where they may be apt in intelligence, recognising patterns & problem solving, they are usually lacking in other aspects such as social & impulsivity levels. Intelligence neutered in the wrong environment means it can be completely undermined by the imbalance or immaturity of social & impulse control growth. This is the case for Terry Davis. This is also the case for Byuu, Blaire White and many others. It isn’t hard to make a thread on someone, everyone has done something embarrassingly irredeemable, but you just need to zoom in on those who have chronicled this behaviour online. It’s arguably a lot harder to have a thread, I pity those intelligent who end up with one and kick themselves at their lack of impulse control. If your thread doesn’t hurt you, then you can’t truly be intelligent. The majority of cows on here live in ignorant bliss of the affect of their actions. I do find that putrid.
 
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Elaine Miller said:
Smart people often become lolcows because where they may be apt in intelligence, recognising patterns & problem solving, they are usually lacking in other aspects such as social & impulsivity levels. Intelligence neutered in the wrong environment means it can be completely undermined by the imbalance or immaturity of social & impulse control growth. This is the case for Terry Davis. This is also the case for Byuu, Blaire White and many others. It isn’t hard to make a thread on someone, everyone has done something embarrassingly irredeemable, but you just need to zoom in on those who have chronicled this behaviour online. It’s arguably a lot harder to have a thread, I pity those intelligent who end up with one and kick themselves at their lack of impulse control. If your thread doesn’t hurt you, then you can’t truly be intelligent. The majority of cows on here live in ignorant bliss of the affect of their actions. I do find that putrid.
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Yeah but one of those you mentioned is a grifter and the other makes tranny nintendo roms for a living
 
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Cilleystring said:
Melinda
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Are you taking the piss?
Melinda is legitimately retarded. She not only loses court cases constantly, but she also sues for ridiculous charges. Defamation of character is a case you will never win unless you’re either a celebrity or on Forbes rich list. She legitimately doesn’t know her internet rights. If she was clever, she’d obtain citizenship in a place like Dubai, where the data laws are stronger. The reason Null is winning these cases is because he isn’t guilty of what Melissa is accusing him of. You can’t sue someone for a crime they aren’t guilty of, that’s autistic. As a fellow cow I empathise with having a thread, but if you’re going to go to the trouble of obtaining thousands of dollars for a case, at least sue for a fairly prove-able crime. KF may be meanies, but I doubt there’s defamation on this site. People telling others the worst things you’ve done isn’t defamation, it’s just unfortunate.
 
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