Who is your video game waifu?

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Mine is Theresa from Kingdom Come: Deliverance. is basically a real world tradwife but is also independent enough to kill Cumans

 

[Cat tit bingo]

The t tetris piece

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

When you get two ships in Galaga

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Knuckles, so I can say "& Knuckles" when we make reservations anywhere.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

its in my name fucker.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Idk.
I'm not into waifuism crap, but if i need to choice...
Definetively Cass from New Vegas: drunk enough and pissed off with everyone and everything except of you; my kind of girl.

 

[Buddy Booth]

Red9 from Resident Evil 4.

 

[Airbrushed Van Art]

Thanks to Cyberpunk 2077, Panam lives in my mind rent-free. Hot gearhead chick in charge of a Mad Max gang? Woo it is getting hot in here…

 

[Fag Albert]

Karnov

 

[David Brown]

Definetively Cass from New Vegas: drunk enough and pissed off with everyone and everything except of you; my kind of girl.

And also cucks you in the ending

 

[Blouie]

Liz from Spelunky 2.

 

[Hammerstein]

Kreia.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

And also cucks you in the ending

The NCR ending is fucking you literally if you're a male iirc.
Or maybe that's my interpretation.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

The NCR ending is fucking you literally if you're a male iirc.
Or maybe that's my interpretation.

she was going to fuck you but when she enterd your tent, you were not there but some other guy was. so she fucked him instead and leaves,

 

[God of Nothing]

like i'd ever tell any of you

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

she was going to fuck you but when she enterd your tent, you were not there but some other guy was. so she fucked him instead and leaves,

God damn it.
Change of plans then.

 

[Meat Target]

she was going to fuck you but when she enterd your tent, you were not there but some other guy was. so she fucked him instead and leaves,

There was also allegedly a cut quest where you and her get shitfaced and married by the King. They supposedly cut it because they couldn't get the rights to some Elvis song.

I always sided with NCR because the Legion are edgy faggots, and I don't care about the fate of the Strip or Outer Vegas riffraff.

Waifu tax: Mjoll the Lioness from Skyrim. She can't die, she hates evil, and she ditches her simp for you if you retrieve her sword.

 

[God of Nothing]

There was also allegedly a cut quest where you and her get shitfaced and married by the King. They supposedly cut it because they couldn't get the rights to some Elvis song.

I always sided with NCR because the Legion are edgy faggots, and I don't care about the fate of the Strip or Outer Vegas riffraff.

Waifu tax: Mjoll the Lioness from Skyrim. She can't die, she hates evil, and she ditches her simp for you if you retrieve her sword.

you are both a profligate and a simp

 

[David Brown]

I always sided with NCR because the Legion are edgy faggots, and I don't care about the fate of the Strip or Outer Vegas riffraff.

I've done each ending but NCR. Every time I try I get about halfway through all the chores they want you to do after the strip and I realize I hate those fucking useless bureaucrats so much, and all the characters have the most boring personality ever and I just drop the playthrough. You might as well be working for the DMV. It is nauseating how boring the NCR is.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Left pong paddle. Thinking about having an affair with the ball though.