Who keeps stealing my ice?

[SandyCat]

The thief never seems to go for it in my freezer but once my precious ice leaves the safety of the freezer it disappears within an hour

 

[Dieter Laser]

The Jews. Obviously.

 

[JethroTullamore]

It was me, I’m sorry.
I did try to do the right thing by replacing it with water though.

 

[Dieter Laser]

That was a fucking rollercoaster of emotions.

But I don’t believe you did it alone.

Did the Jews tell you to do it?

 

[Red Hood]

Mr. Freeze of course.

He shovels it into his backpack one bag at a time. There's no cryo tech. Just a deranged man with an ice dispenser on his back.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It's cold in your freezer, he clearly wants hot or at least room-temperature ice. That narrows it down.

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

They call him the COOL Customer.

"Ice is nice," says the COOL Customer. "I think I'll take some."

 

[Cats]

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Mice.

 

[Megatardingo]

Vanilla has at least 2 of your ices, baby.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Jebus