Who thinks Null is a thin skinned bitch?

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He was Naught's new sock account. You can find him on splinter sites sucking up to a retarded man who boils hamburger meat.
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Osmosis Jones said:
One time null had me over at his house and made me a milkshake which he promised would bring all the boys to his yard. When I got to his house he already drank the boys and fucked the milkshake.
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One time Null made me film eating him food without closing his mouth while he gave the camera bedroom eyes. He said he would hug me and send a copy of the footage after it was over, but he never even gave a hug. :'(
 
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I saw Null at a grocery store in New Zealand yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
 
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Open Window Maniac said:
One time Null made me film eating him food without closing his mouth while he gave the camera bedroom eyes. He said he would hug me and send a copy of the footage after it was over, but he never even gave a hug. :'(
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Wait, Null made you film him eating food. No, no, no, this story doesn't add up at all.
 
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