WHO WANTS TO BE MY BRIDE

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

I want the 100 profile points for gaining a stunning and brave Kiwi bride.

Why should you (yes you) be my Kiwi bride?

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

Because I took want the 100 profile points. You're not in it for love you're in for it because of the points like I am. Let's get this over with.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Because I took want the 100 profile points. You're not in it for love you're in for it because of the points like I am. Let's get this over with.

Fuck off bitch. He's mine. Take your shoplifting ass somewhere else.

 

[Endless Torment]

Fuck off bitch. He's mine. Take your shoplifting ass somewhere else.

You should get double points if you can find a female kiwi who doesn't shoplift because apparently that is super rare.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

because I'll let you pick a Star Wars/anime/pokymon/gay/tranny/brony wedding.

my dogs are ring bearers

and when I put a ring on your finger that's a signal it's go time & you are relieved of 87% of your flesh

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Because I want half your money.