Why 6 is afraid of 7?

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It's quite the story, to say the least... You see, 6 and 7 were the best of friends when they were growing up together in Numberville. One day they were both invited to a sleep-over! Everyone from 1 to 9 were going to be there, so they couldn't be the odd (and even) ones out! So, they head over, enjoy the festivities of the day, and everyone crawls into their sleeping bags to sleep away the great day they had.

Later that night, 6 was awakened by something dropping in the kitchen, so he snuck over to the doorway to see what was going on. There, in the light cast by the open refrigerator, was 7 and 9. They seemed to be angrily whispering SOMETHING at each other. While this was going on, 6 noticed a glint of something from behind 7's back. Suddenly, 7's arm darted forward and slashed 9's neck! Blood was everywhere! The blow had been so quick that 9 didn't have time to shout, and his vocal chords were hewn clean through. 9 backed up and crashed into the cabinets behind him. The looks of panic and horror on 6's face was a sight to behold, as was the manic grin spreading across 7's face. But the worst was yet to come.

7 slowly approached 9, bent down, and carved off a chunk of 9's face. Then he stood up, and 7 ATE 9. At that point, 6 let out a scream and woke the rest of the household. Nobody was able to get a reason out of 7 as to why he committed such a heinous act. They say that he's still in the insane asylum to this day, counting down the days until he can escape and start up the fun times again.
 
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Pagan Min said:
It's quite the story, to say the least... You see, 6 and 7 were the best of friends when they were growing up together in Numberville. One day they were both invited to a sleep-over! Everyone from 1 to 9 were going to be there, so they couldn't be the odd (and even) ones out! So, they head over, enjoy the festivities of the day, and everyone crawls into their sleeping bags to sleep away the great day they had.

Later that night, 6 was awakened by something dropping in the kitchen, so he snuck over to the doorway to see what was going on. There, in the light cast by the open refrigerator, was 7 and 9. They seemed to be angrily whispering SOMETHING at each other. While this was going on, 6 noticed a glint of something from behind 7's back. Suddenly, 7's arm darted forward and slashed 9's neck! Blood was everywhere! The blow had been so quick that 9 didn't have time to shout, and his vocal chords were hewn clean through. 9 backed up and crashed into the cabinets behind him. The looks of panic and horror on 6's face was a sight to behold, as was the manic grin spreading across 7's face. But the worst was yet to come.

7 slowly approached 9, bent down, and carved off a chunk of 9's face. Then he stood up, and 7 ATE 9. At that point, 6 let out a scream and woke the rest of the household. Nobody was able to get a reason out of 7 as to why he committed such a heinous act. They say that he's still in the insane asylum to this day, counting down the days until he can escape and start up the fun times again.
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I would an actually read a novel by you about this.
 
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Caveman said:
Isn’t math Arabic? Checkmate, bigots.

Maybe 6 is like one of those Mexican white supremacists but this time he is an Arabic white supremacist who thinks he is white?
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Not exactly. 6, and his boyfriend 9, are atheist faggots. They hate Muslims and Arabic culture. So when 6 heard 7 praying he freaked out.
 
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Pagan Min said:
It's quite the story, to say the least... You see, 6 and 7 were the best of friends when they were growing up together in Numberville. One day they were both invited to a sleep-over! Everyone from 1 to 9 were going to be there, so they couldn't be the odd (and even) ones out! So, they head over, enjoy the festivities of the day, and everyone crawls into their sleeping bags to sleep away the great day they had.

Later that night, 6 was awakened by something dropping in the kitchen, so he snuck over to the doorway to see what was going on. There, in the light cast by the open refrigerator, was 7 and 9. They seemed to be angrily whispering SOMETHING at each other. While this was going on, 6 noticed a glint of something from behind 7's back. Suddenly, 7's arm darted forward and slashed 9's neck! Blood was everywhere! The blow had been so quick that 9 didn't have time to shout, and his vocal chords were hewn clean through. 9 backed up and crashed into the cabinets behind him. The looks of panic and horror on 6's face was a sight to behold, as was the manic grin spreading across 7's face. But the worst was yet to come.

7 slowly approached 9, bent down, and carved off a chunk of 9's face. Then he stood up, and 7 ATE 9. At that point, 6 let out a scream and woke the rest of the household. Nobody was able to get a reason out of 7 as to why he committed such a heinous act. They say that he's still in the insane asylum to this day, counting down the days until he can escape and start up the fun times again.
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Where did you hear that crap? From 6?

The real reason that 6 is supposedly afraid of 7 is because 7 has that little straight bit on its end and 6 is afraid it might wind up in their hole somehow. I've suspected at times that 6 might actually be into the idea, because they never stop talking about it. "Oh god, look at that point on 7! And they're so reckless! They could fall and their point would wind up damaging something, or even landing in someone's number hole!", "I hate that 7, and their point. That shouldn't even be legal.", "Boy 7 is such a jerk, I hope one day someone just walks up and snips their point right off".

The problem is that 7 just ignores 6 which drives 6 insane, so they started making up all these rumors about 7 to try to smear their name. 9 isn't even dead, I just saw them a little while ago.

Don't buy into it, if anything 7 is the real victim here.
 
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Caveman said:
I would an actually read a novel by you about this.
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Thanks! I could've expanded on the sleepover kids, but that would've made it way too long a post...

For example: 1 was a little egotistical cunt, so full of himself -- whenever he'd introduce himself to someone new, he'd say in a grandiose way "I'm number 1!"
2 was a little slow -- "special", if you will. Whenever he'd show up, he'd go around saying "Me 2! Me 2!", and the kids would all sigh and say "Yes, we know, 2..."
8 was the hippie of the group, he'd love to lie on his side and talk about weird, esoteric shit...

And so on, and so forth... LOL
 
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