Why am I constantly getting boners lately?

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Way more than usual
Swimming pool
Driving the car
Everywhere

 

[SentinentCloud]

theres a sucubbus dry humping on your lap

please contact the anti sucubuss defese line (we operate 24/7 and weekends minus hanukkah)

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's like a flame glowing brightest just before snuffing out.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Boners aren't just caused by sexual arousal, and the sooner people remember that the better. Rambled about the "fear boner"before a few years back, it's a horrible fucking sensation being scared out of your mind while your dicks up and stiff.
The shit mentioned seems to be a vibration/concentration induced one, hopefully nothing to be concerned about just means your dick blood vessels are sensitive for whatever reason.

...Or it could be demons like the other guy said who the fuck knows.

 

[Syzyg]

Swimming

Maybe it's a second puberty. Or a reminder to have kids. Take your pick.

 

[Chadikus Maximus]

Late stage prostate cancer

 

[Salaryman]

What medication are you on?

 

[Not a bee]

Quit staring at my ass pics

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Sorry, can't help you. I just came here to express my hatred for brown, stinky, curry eating pajeets.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

High vril