Why are all island nations gross?

[AgriDrThunder]

UK: perfidious Albion inhabited by eternal anglos and inbred pakistanis. Exports bad food, hate speech laws, and crooked teeth. Judges still wear wigs.

Japan: Land of roach people, nuclear incidents, anime, pedophilia, and shitty noodles.

Madagascar: Brown people with bubonic plague. Even the jews wouldn't go there and jews go everywhere.

What is it about islands that causes them to be all fucked?

 

[WeWuzFinns]

The fish there has the gay

 

[butth3ad]

you could also argue that land nations are also gross.
US: Land of hedonistic rednecks and rampant consumerism.
Mexico: Slum, drugs, crime, and degeneracy.
India: A land of XTREME pollution, foul smelling curry, scammers, and street shitters.
etc etc

 

[OfficerBagget]

Peninsulas is where it's at

 

[byuu]

Lack of genetic diversity due to their isolation.

 

[BluntyBitch]

Not all of Indonesia sucks there's some clean safe affordable places for expats

 

[Coolio55]

you could also argue that land nations are also gross.
US: Land of hedonistic rednecks and rampant consumerism.
Mexico: Slum, drugs, crime, and degeneracy.
India: A land of XTREME pollution, foul smelling curry, scammers, and street shitters.
etc etc

Israel: Needs no introduction. The most important branch of the US government.

 

[XANA]

Isolationism leads to stagnation of ideas and culture, and magnifies eccentricities.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Sunday roast supper is good fuck you.

 

[Distant Ranger]

That's why Australia is a continent. Simple as

 

[Character from a movie]

What about Taiwan, New Zealand, Iceland, Papua New Guinea, Jamaica, Cuba, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico... and all the other little shitty islands in the
Caribbean sea that I don't remember?

 

[DamnWolves!]

Technically, we all live on an island.